Oh yes! Here's another Conglom-O post. Today I was cleaning out my desk in preparation for my leave, and I threw out my folder of old certificates. You won't believe the stuff they used to give these dumb little certificates for, and people would actually proudly pin them up in their cubes like it was something to be proud of. Look at all this crap!!! Notice there is nothing much after about 2003.... that's because they stopped giving certificates for anything, or paltry recognition for anything whatsoever.
Rookie of the Year July 2002
Certificate of Appreciation: 2 years of service-2003
Certificate of Appreciation: 1 year of service-2002
Most Valuable processor- accuracy: October 2002
Good Housekeeping Award: January 2003
Most Valuable processor- accuracy: April 2003
Certificate of Achievement: completing "Managing Your Career" March 2002
participating in CAG Focus Group April 2002
Certificate of Achievement: completing "Conflict Management" March 2002
Certificate of Achievement: completing "Time Management" Dec 2002
Group Enrollment UAT testing--date unknown
Cal Ripken Award (perfect attendance) 3rd quarter 2003
New Hire Curriculum Focus Group Feb 2002
Certificate of Achievement: completing "Myers-Briggs" Feb 2004
Certificate of Completion: New Business Quoting Site Training May 2003
Certificate of Appreciation: awarded one dress down day June 2003
Certificate of Achievement: completing "Mastering Change" Aug 2003
4 Year Anniversary
2005 Winning Team 2005 Raffle Ticket Competition
5 Year Anniversary
Don't forget you're a 3 time winner of the "Best Wife of the Year" award!!!
Posted by: Dave | June 05, 2007 at 07:32 AM
Things to keep for your resume!
Posted by: barbara collins | June 04, 2007 at 09:36 PM
i like the "awarded one dress down day". lol! they're soooo generous! lol!
Posted by: laura vegas | June 04, 2007 at 09:27 PM
don't forget that after 10 years of service you get a $150 visa gift card. lol
Posted by: Christina | June 04, 2007 at 09:23 PM